Tuesday, June 26, 2007

It's official

This is it. As of this morning I am officially on my new diet. I have actually been on it for a week and lost 4 lbs. but it wasn't official until this morning. My reasoning is this. It is kind of like politicians start out. First of all they toy around with the thought of running for office and let it slip out just to see if they have any support. Then once they know they can get some support and won't make a total fool our of themselves they make the big announcement that they are running.

I did the same thing. I tested this new diet for a week to make sure it worked for me and now I am ready to let everyone know I am dieting. I would hate to say I am on a diet and in a few weeks when someone asked how I was doing, have to say "not so good". It would be sort of an admitting I failed and that aint going to happen.

Seriously though this is a great diet. It was invented for people with diabetes and it involves eating small meals throughout the day and keeping an even keel if you will. I get to eat a lot of food and don't get hungry but I have to eat the right foods. If anyone is interested, I can get you the name of it.

So why am I dieting you might ask. I am a little over weight and although that isn't good for my heart, that isn't the reason. I could also say that it is for me but that isn't the reason either. The other day, I was looking in the mirror in my bathroom and I said to myself: "You still got it." I thought with a few pounds gone I would be...well HOT. So I did it for you ladies. No need to thank me, you deserve it. Once I loose a few pounds, I will let you know which beach I will be strutting my stuff on and you can come check me out for yourselves. Just remember you can look but you can't touch. Try to fight the feeling.

Have a great day,
Greg

14 comments:

Jenny! said...

Speedo wearing is a must!!! Nothing sexier baby! That is actually really great thinking with the "trial dieting plan"...it makes so much sense...if you can't do it for a fucking week...you can't do it for a long time...you so f'ing smart!

Can't wait for speedo pics...wink wink!!!

Serena Joy said...

Strutting your stuff on the beach is one of the best reasons I can think of for dropping a few pounds. Go for it!:)

Bardouble29 said...

Yep, make sure you send the beach itenarary out!

Em said...

I love how you did a week of exploratory dieting first...just to see how it was going. Best of luck on the real thing. From the looks of your other comments, the ladies can hardly contain themselves! :)

Lori said...

Well, we expect to see some beach pictures! Keep up the good work!!

Gardener Greg said...

I know em, I may have to get a stick just to keep them at bay.

Seriously thanks for the encourragement everyone.

Queenie said...

Oh Greg your just so kind to us women. Your a fair way from me so make sure we get some photos!!

dawn said...

Greg
Iw ill get to your quetions I saved them in an email. I did one of the interviews first and like to pace these things but I will get around to answering them. Now I want to know what diet your on because I'm trying myself. email me

just me said...

I do admire humility and modesty in a man. Good luck with the diet.

Gardener Greg said...

Dawn, did you get my email? If not please email me first.

Thanks,
Greg

snowelf said...

Greg! I'm so proud of you. I jumped on the Healthy wagon in January and I am very pleased with the results. I lost all the weight I wanted to, and now I just need to tone up! It's hard sometimes, but what a feeling when you reach the "I'm finished, now let's just maintain this" line. :)

And lastly, you're a hottie inside and out. :)

I'll be back, I need to go and find a big stick for you...
;)
--snow

snowelf said...

Oh, and P.S. if you are an ice cream guy...and you REALLY want some and don't want to blow your whole day, Bryers Vanilla Fat Free ice cream is to die for. I think it's better than the regular stuff.

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