I don’t know why people feel compelled to paste stickers all over their car. They used to be called bumper stickers but some people put them all over their cars so that phrase is out the window. I guess people just like to make a statement. Well I would like to make comments when I see some of them. Unfortunately most of these people are in a hurry and won’t roll their windows down to hear me, so I will post them here. These are some of my least favorite stickers with the comments for the people that have them:
The fish sign
I am not sure what this means. I am guessing it means that they belong to some secret fish society or something like that. When I see that one, I want to put a Nemo sticker on my car.
“My daughter is an honor roll student”
When I was in high school there was a girl that was always on the honor roll. She was very friendly with several of her male teachers. But then I am sure your daughter is just smart.
“Baby On Board”
This one always makes me drive safely. When I don’t see it, I drive like a maniac and see how dangerous I can be. This sign makes me take notice, especially when I don’t see the baby in the front or back seat. So where is the baby? In the trunk perhaps?
“Jesus is my copilot”
I have some bad news for you buddy. The copilot is supposed to be able to take over if something happens to the pilot. As far as I remember. There were no cars around in Jesus’ time. Perhaps this sticker would be better posted on your donkey.
“My other car is a BMW”
When I see this I have to wonder if the BMW has a sticker on it that says “My other car is a POS” That is usually where you find such a sticker…On a POS car.
“I (heart) Cats”
This makes me want to scream out “So do a billion Chinese but they aren’t advertising”
I hate to tell these people that a little fear is a good thing. It should say “No Brains”
Well that's it for now. My pictures should be back soon. Have a wonderful day,