I hear a lot of women complaining about men these days. It seems that you are never satisfied with us and can always find some flaw in our character. I have some bad news for you though. We are what we are because of you. Anything you can find wrong with us can be traced back to you. You are the reason for our imperfections.
One big complaint that I hear is that men can’t distinguish between love and sex. That may be true but let’s look at the reason why. I can still remember my first time and remember it well. She was my girlfriend and I would buy her all kinds of things. Jewelry, clothes, give her money, whatever she wanted but the only way to get what I wanted (sex) was to say I Love you. See she made me associate love with sex so it is totally her fault. I know I am not alone in this thinking either.
I also hear women say that we (men) change over the course of a relationship. Well that is as untrue as it gets. The other day, I read an article that said the women look at a man for the first time and think “I can change him into what I want”. On the other hand a man looks at a woman for the first time and thinks “She is just what I am looking for” Men expect a woman not to change and she does and women expect for men to change and they don’t. In other words when women say that men change it means that they didn’t go thorough the metamorphosis that they planned and so they are different than they expected. It is all very complicated but I understand it fully.
Women are always accusing men of lying. This is true but women lie too and you all started it. Also you make us lye. Do you remember hearing that “not saying the truth is just as bad as lying”? In fact it is a form of lying. That is what you all did. Back when we first met, you knew what we wanted. You knew we would do anything to get it. You also knew we were perverted and kinky but again you thought you could change all that. You on the other hand never told us you didn’t like blindfolds, lotions, lingerie handcuffs, getting smacked on the butt. I bet you never brought it up. We just assumed that since you didn’t bring it up, you were ok with it. So you lied first.
Now you make us lie all the time. You know when. You are walking down the street and you pick out the best looking woman for miles around and then ask us if you look that bad. What are we supposed to say? “Well honey, you are a few pounds heavier. That thong sticking out of her skin tight jeans really turns me off and her breasts are way too big and perky” Are you crazy???? We want to live so we lie.
See what you do to us? So blame yourselves ladies.
What is that???? Yes dear I am getting off the computer now…No I wasn’t talking about you….Be right there honey. I love women,