Tuesday, January 8, 2008
I think I am going to devote Tuesday to silly things. I will call it "Looney Tunes Tuesday." I am going to try to put some structure into my blog and this will be the first day with a theme. It stands to reason that I start out with Looney Tunes Tuesday because my DW thinks I am off my rocker for blogging and my kids always wonder about my sanity.
My favorite character is Foghorn Leghorn. I often quote lines from his cartoons and use them in real life. "I say, I say son, I'm not a chicken. That's a chicken." (pointing to the sleeping dog with a fake comb on his head) I guess the reason I like him is that he tends to be so sarcastic and I am the same way. I also love his southern accent which I can relate to. I consider myself southern even though I don't have an accent. Anyway, it amuses my sons when I imitate him so I keep doing it. "one of these days I'm gonna smack that boy."
The Weather Channel is wrong:
They were wrong on the hurricane predictions last year and so far they are wrong on the lack of rain. We have had more rain so far this year than I can remember in January's past. I would hate to be a weather man. Most of them look goofy. Usually the anchor men and women have fun with them and joke about them. They try to take credit for the good weather and then get blamed when them screw up the prediction. They also have to try to make something out of nothing as you really can't predict the weather. It's just an educated guess based on a bunch of facts about past weather.
Speaking of weather:
I did see where there were tornadoes last night. I have always been afraid of them since seeing the Wizard of Oz as a child. I once had one pass within a block of me but never saw it because it was raining so hard. I did hear it though and it was pretty scary. I have a theory about tornadoes though. They are caused by the wake from alien space ships. You know when a jet passes they cause a whirlwind as they speed by and these space ships do the same thing. The aliens aren't dumb so they use clouds to hide in and that is why the tornadoes are usually accompanied by a storm. Here is why I think my theory is true.
Ask yourself who sees the most spaceships? The answer is people that live in trailer parks. Its true, I am not making this up. Now ask yourself, where do tornadoes usually hit? That's right trailer parks again. So I believe that these aliens are spying on trailer parks. (no particular reason they just know that sometimes there is a lot of interesting activity going on there.) After they get in close, they get spotted and have to exit in a hurry and accidentally cause tornadoes. See it is all making sense now. And you thought I was nuts. Next time, I may tell my theory on what causes lightening.
Have a great day,