Tuesday, December 23, 2008

What I need for Christmas.

I have been giving this a lot of thought but to tell the truth I really don't need anything for Christmas. There may be a few things that I want but nothing I need. Then I got this great idea from a first time visitor to my blog named Just a Girl and it made a lot of sense. Whenever there is something that I don't know (which is very seldom haha) I go on line and look it up. So I decided to follow the lead of Just a Girl and look it up to see what I need. So I went to Google and typed in "Greg needs" and then hit enter. These are the top 10 results. I eliminated repeat entries.

Apparently this is what I need:

Greg needs your stem cells or bone marrow. I didn’t even know I was ill but obviously I am and it is pretty serious.

Greg needs a new Tyre. Perhaps they mean Tyre banks? I think that falls more into the want and not need category. My wife may have something to say about this.

Greg needs you. Well at least Auntie Greg needs you and I don’t even want to click on that link to see what that means. I knew I was an Uncle but not an Auntie.

Greg needs a friend. Ok I can always use a new friend. This one defiantly applies.

Greg needs your help. I didn’t post this but since it is out there, please send money. Lots and lots of money.

Greg needs your prayers. This is something I will never turn down although there are those who could use them more.

Greg needs 3kg of sugar for a recipe. I am not good with conversions so this recipe may not come out tasting very good. Is that the same as 3 lbs of sugar?

Greg needs your opinion. Wrong. You know what they say about opinions. haha

Greg need upwards of 150 models to pose for a book I guess I am writing. I didn’t remember starting this but obviously I did and the title is going to be N*kid Las Vegas. I impress myself. Please get those photos’ in to be considered for the project. Oh and if my wife finds out about this, I am a dead man.

Greg Needs SMS/SCCM Queries. ????? Is it politically correct to say that? I don’t even know what this means but obviously I need it. Otherwise I wouldn’t be out there asking for it.

Have a great day,


Em said...

What a fun thing to do! I'm doing it right now. Of course, I'm gonna post the results too...but full credit comes your way! LOL

Chatty Kelly said...

I'm tried this...nothing as exciting as what you got. Seems that Josh Kelly, Kelly Clarkson, and R. Kelly are all celebs out there...but I find out I need a doll house. Sounds reasonable - we have lots of dolls of all sorts here.

Cute idea! Be thankful you don't need your two front teeth!

Lori said...

So funny! You have a great sense of humor! That's a very creative idea for a post. I think I'll try typing in Lori needs and see what comes up.

Sister Angie said...

How interesting. Can't wait to try.

Edie said...

HaHa! This was great. You have a knack for creating new fun memes. I'm gonna go give this a try and see if anything comes up.

"Greg needs 3kg of sugar for a recipe." Isn't that 3 kegs? lol!

Play it safe, drop the book idea. :)

Merry Christmas!

Scarlet said...

I'm telling your wife about that book you're writing. ;)

This looks like fun; I may try, but I'm a little scared to.

Merry Christmas, Greg, and I hope you get everything you need this year!

sara said...

That was so funny!!! who knew you needed so many crazy things!

Wanda said...

What Wanda needs.... A friend like Greg to keep me laughing and smiling and enjoying being a blogger!!

Merry Christmas Greg... and forget the book.


Kylie w Warszawie said...

I'll be your new friend:).

Thanks for stopping by!

Sandy said...

HAHAHAH, you are too funny.

Have a great holiday with your family and many blessings to you.

Beth said...

Merry Christmas Greg, to you and yours!

Bone marrow? really?

Bonita said...

Too funny to pass up. I did it on my blog as well.

Believe it or not, we actually knew an Aunt Greg years ago. Unfortunately, he and his "uncle"? died of AIDS.

Now about that book...

2nd Cup of Coffee said...

HILARIOUS! Mrs. Greg: I'm here to rat out Greg and his books, etc. I've got your back, Mrs. Greg.

Monogram Queen said...

Wow definitely don't want to leave the "needs" up to whoever did THAT!

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