Wednesday, March 18, 2009

March 18th, a day to remember.

It’s Wednesday March 18th and do you know what that means? Today is the first day of the spring Matrimonial Age Solstice in our house. For those that don’t understand what that means, today is the day when my better half’s age gets the closest to mine. It happens on the same day each year but it only lasts until July 27th when I again surge ahead. Yes I am talking about my wife’s birthday. Today she turns almost as old as I am but as she puts it, she will never be that old. So true.

I could give you a big rundown of her life but she is modest and so I will just say Happy Birthday Diane.” Tonight we’re going to party like its two-thou-sand-and nine”. Hold up, it is. Actually we will probably just have a quiet dinner at home and some cake and ice cream (Just for the children you know)

So here are some other notable things that happened on March 18th.

1. A man survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

2. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

3. A butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

4. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

5. A grenade was thrown into a kitchen in France and resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

6. A hole was found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

7. A chicken made it across the road and it was poultry in motion.

8. Diane was born.



So there you have it. 8 things that happened on March 18th.

Have a great day and Happy Birthday Diane,

Greg

26 comments:

Dorothy Champagne said...

7. I'd like to live in a world where a chicken can travel freely without its motives being questioned.

Funny stuff! And Happy Birthday to your wife! Many More!

Katherine Aucoin said...

Happy Birthday Diane! Oh Greg, I hope you can do better than those one liners for your wife's birthday! ;-)

Chatty Kelly said...

You crack me up, as usual. Happy Birthday to Diane. Lots of great women were born in March!! :-)

Jenny said...

Happy Birthday Diane. I love all the things that happened on March 18th, cracking me up:)

Suzanne Casamento said...

Hee hee hee. You're very punny today!

The weapon of math disruption made me laugh out loud.

Happy Birthday Diane!

Debbie said...

Happy Birthday Diane! She deserves a nice gift:)

Jen said...

Happy Birthday Diane! Greg - where do you come up with this stuff?!

Chel's Leaving a Legacy said...

#2 literally made me laugh out LOUD! Hilarious! You two kids have fun tonight!

B His Girl said...

Good remembering Greg. Happy Birthday to Diane! B

Scarlet said...

Happy Birthday to your beautiful, young wife!

The butcher joke made me squirm a bit (ouch!), but I love your list!

Monogram Queen said...

Happy Birthday Diane although i'm sure you are on to the cake/ice cream by now. I'm rather late in commenting!

Edie said...

3. Ouch! That's a little TMI for those of us that think visually.

2 & 5. HaHaHa!!

8. Happy Birthday Diane!! I hope it's wonderful!!

ChrisJ said...

Happy Birthday Diane! Sounds like you have the same age race as we do in our house. Barry is always one year ahead, and sometimes two.

Love your jokes!

Becky said...

Funny stuff, Greg. Happy Birthday Diane. :-)

skoots1mom said...

hope you had a great celebration!!

yes, your comment came through...

skoots1mom said...

your question made it thru I should say...
was there something before the question?

Patrice said...

You crack me up! :)

The Dental Maven said...

Happy Birthday Diane, and have some extra ice cream, uh, for the kids!

Marla said...

Happy Birthday to Diane! I like your 8 things that happened on this day, very funny!

Susan Skitt said...

LOL!!! You always crack me up! Happy Birthday to your dear wife. Enjoy the weekend :)

Terri Tiffany said...

Happy Belated Bithday Diane! tell her that my husband and I are five months apart and I'm glad I will never catch up totally with him. And wow--you guys really party! Cake AND ice cream??

Wanda said...

Happy Birthday Diane....

Fun list...

The flowers are blooming here, and it really feels like Spring!

Technonana said...

Happy Birthday, Diane!!
You Sir, are a riot!!
Does that happen from living in Charrrlston?

2nd Cup of Coffee said...

HBD Diane. My oldest girl's middle name is Diane.

bettyl said...

You sound way too much like my Hubby! Be sure to give Diane a hug and kiss from each of us! Even those of us that are late.

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