Thursday, June 26, 2008

Sometimes the truth hurts.

Have you heard the news? Another woman has seen Jesus in her ultrasound I think if it were me, I would just want to keep it to myself and know that I had seen him. No I won't make a reference to the song Personal Jesus. Now that the couple has gone public, I really think it is just a publicity stunt. There is even some talk about selling the pictures on Ebay. Is it legal to sell pictures of Jesus? I don’t know about that one. Here is the picture. What do you think?




I have a few problems with this story. First off, is she saying that she has Jesus inside her? Now in a rhetorical sense, I don’t have a problem with this but in reality when Jesus comes again it is supposed to be with a bang. No ladies, I am not under rating "giving birth", I am just saying if I hear a loud bang when I am in the delivery room I am going to run. I don’t think Jesus will be delivered by some doctor in some hospital. That’s just my opinion mind you. I would like to think that Jesus is inside of me too but I am not going around showing pictures of my stomach to prove it. I do have this mole on the back of my leg though that looks a lot like mars if anyone wants to see that, lol.

This reminds me of an old Johnny Carson show where this lady had a potato chip collection. She had a huge collection and was very proud of them all. Each chip looked like something or someone. One of them looked like a little shore bird and another like a candle stick. She turned her back for a second and Johnny took another chip from below his table and crunched it. The lady about died thinking he had eaten some of her collection. I bet this ultrasound lady goes back to the doctor to try and get a better look at Jesus. If I were her doctor, I would have fun with this one. He should put up a sign saying; Ultrasounds....100.00, picture of baby with Jesus.....500.00. Sorry I know I have a sick sense of humor. Oops I am rambling again but click here if you want to see the video of the potato chip lady.

I did some technical research to verify this story. (I did a google search) This was not the first ultrasound Jesus sighting. The last one was reported by the SUN newspaper. I usually believe everything written in the SUN but I am a little skeptical about this story. The picture in the last sighting is much too clear. You can see his beard. Wouldn’t that be strange for a baby to be born with a beard. I tried to import their picture into my blog but they have exclusive rights to that picture. Can someone have exclusive rights to Jesus? Another tough question.

So where was I? I did some comparisons and I think I see a different image in this picture. Compare these two pictures and tell me what you think now.







Now you know the real story. I can hear the babies first words...."I am your baby" And may the force be with you.

Have a wonderful day. (and weekend)



Greg

15 comments:

Susan Kelly Skitt said...

Oh my... people can be so wierd :)

As for having Jesus inside you, a person can ask Jesus to come into their life, forgive them of their sin, and be their personal Savior, but you can't take a picture of that. It's supernatural...

Have a great weekend Greg. I always look forward to reading something interesting over here! (smile)

Wayfaring Wanderer said...

Seriously, you trip me out! haha

The chip thing was pretty funny too!

Janice Thomson said...

How hilarious Greg.
I guess one sees what he wants to see and like minded people will agree.
Sad that people will go to any means for attention...and money.

USAincognito said...

Wow. What strange people this world consists of. People really need to get over themselves and stunts like this and get a real life!

Ruth D~ said...

I'm going to dig out my 19 year old ultrasound of my youngest . . . I don't have it at my fingertips . . . maybe he's got more potential than I think. Don't get me wrong, I love him to pieces, but . . .

Sharon said...

Oh my, do you really think that she's really going to give birth to Dick Cheney???? Now that would be weird!

ChrisJ said...

I guess people see what they want to see. It certainly doesn't match up with my theology!
Love the Johnny Carson joke. We could use a lot of humor like that today!

Wanda said...

Oh Greg ~~ too funny ~ I do love y9your last comparison picture.

We live in a wierd society, don't we?

Kristen said...

I don't know what's worse - the couple that would sell the pictures on eBay or the people that would buy them!

The potato chip lady was on Dave Letterman once, too, and I remember crying from laughing so hard. I think he accidentally broke one of her chips!

Have a great weekend! Thanks for your funny stories and perspective as always. :-)

Angie said...

Gives new meaning to Matthew 24:23

Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.

Sian said...

I have never been able to see anything on ultrasounds. They all look like clouds to me...

Katherine Aucoin said...

I see Darth Vader. You write about the most unique and humorous topics.

Bina said...

You are SO funny!!!! I think people will do ANYTHING to get publicity, good or bad, which is really kind of sad. And what's worse, they will probably get money for those pictures!

But yea, I can totally see Darth, and how weird would it be if it were a boy, and they named him Darth!!!! LOL

Sandy said...

Yes I see Darth!!!!!

and I cannot for the life of me see Jesus in that ultrasound.

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