Sometimes the truth hurts.

Have you heard the news? Another woman has seen Jesus in her ultrasound I think if it were me, I would just want to keep it to myself and know that I had seen him. No I won't make a reference to the song Personal Jesus. Now that the couple has gone public, I really think it is just a publicity stunt. There is even some talk about selling the pictures on Ebay. Is it legal to sell pictures of Jesus? I don’t know about that one. Here is the picture. What do you think?




I have a few problems with this story. First off, is she saying that she has Jesus inside her? Now in a rhetorical sense, I don’t have a problem with this but in reality when Jesus comes again it is supposed to be with a bang. No ladies, I am not under rating "giving birth", I am just saying if I hear a loud bang when I am in the delivery room I am going to run. I don’t think Jesus will be delivered by some doctor in some hospital. That’s just my opinion mind you. I would like to think that Jesus is inside of me too but I am not going around showing pictures of my stomach to prove it. I do have this mole on the back of my leg though that looks a lot like mars if anyone wants to see that, lol.

This reminds me of an old Johnny Carson show where this lady had a potato chip collection. She had a huge collection and was very proud of them all. Each chip looked like something or someone. One of them looked like a little shore bird and another like a candle stick. She turned her back for a second and Johnny took another chip from below his table and crunched it. The lady about died thinking he had eaten some of her collection. I bet this ultrasound lady goes back to the doctor to try and get a better look at Jesus. If I were her doctor, I would have fun with this one. He should put up a sign saying; Ultrasounds....100.00, picture of baby with Jesus.....500.00. Sorry I know I have a sick sense of humor. Oops I am rambling again but click here if you want to see the video of the potato chip lady.

I did some technical research to verify this story. (I did a google search) This was not the first ultrasound Jesus sighting. The last one was reported by the SUN newspaper. I usually believe everything written in the SUN but I am a little skeptical about this story. The picture in the last sighting is much too clear. You can see his beard. Wouldn’t that be strange for a baby to be born with a beard. I tried to import their picture into my blog but they have exclusive rights to that picture. Can someone have exclusive rights to Jesus? Another tough question.

So where was I? I did some comparisons and I think I see a different image in this picture. Compare these two pictures and tell me what you think now.







Now you know the real story. I can hear the babies first words...."I am your baby" And may the force be with you.

Have a wonderful day. (and weekend)



Greg