I have this power.
I’m a little bit spooked this morning. It’s one of those Déjà vu kind of things. My wife just called me and told me that today on the news they are reporting that two submarines collided recently. The fact that there was a submarine collision in itself scares me because I rode them for about 10 years. I was actually on them my entire career but one day I sat down and figured out just how much time I was physically on them and it was almost 10 years.
But here is the part that really scares me. Saturday night, I had a dream about a submarine accident. Sunday morning, I told my wife about it which is why she told me about the accident this morning when she called. So I went on line just now to see if I could get some facts and yes it was true. And the strange thing is that they didn’t break the story until this morning. Does this mean I am psychic? I have always thought that I was a little Psychic. I sometimes have dreams that parallel what happens in real life but I don’t know if maybe I just saw something already and I just didn’t know it. Maybe I should be a psychic.
“Greg Psychic Reader and Advisor”
That does have a nice ring to it. Maybe I will save that as a backup plan.
I have always wanted to visit a Psychic. Just for fun of course. Here is what I would do. I would go in and use a canceled credit card to pay. Then if they take it, I would know they were a fake. However if they handed me the card back and said it was no good, then I would know they were real and pay with cash. I am not sure what I would want to know though. Perhaps something really important like who is going to win on American Idol this year? Or did that Dingo really take that baby? Yes I would waste it on something stupid like that.
So maybe I could start this service right here in Blogland. Now I have to go and see if there are any Psychic readers already on here. Be right back.
Just kidding, I already knew I was on the cutting edge here but I just wanted to make double sure. That’s kind of like when you know you are right but you keep quiet just in case you are wrong. (not that this happens to me) I already knew that no one else was offering this service (because of my psychic powers) but I looked anyway.
So here is how this will work. If you have a question about something that has been bothering you, just ask away and I will give you the answer. Well after you send me 100.00 that is. I don’t know how much this usually costs but since I am doing it on here and you have the option of staying in your jammies, inside your warm house, I figure that's worth something. Now I am not saying I will be accurate but I will give you an answer. And if your question is too personal (for instance; (Does the IRS know you cheat on your taxes) you can email me with your question.
But wait…..The first 25 answers will be free just to show my amazing powers.
Wait, I am getting something here. Someone is reading this and thinking Greg is off his rocker, Greg is a nut, Greg has lost it this time. See how good I am?
Does anyone out there really believe in Psychic’s? Just curious. Wait, I know the answer to that.
Have a great day.
(I knew I was going to write that)
I am good!!!!!!
Greg
But here is the part that really scares me. Saturday night, I had a dream about a submarine accident. Sunday morning, I told my wife about it which is why she told me about the accident this morning when she called. So I went on line just now to see if I could get some facts and yes it was true. And the strange thing is that they didn’t break the story until this morning. Does this mean I am psychic? I have always thought that I was a little Psychic. I sometimes have dreams that parallel what happens in real life but I don’t know if maybe I just saw something already and I just didn’t know it. Maybe I should be a psychic.
“Greg Psychic Reader and Advisor”
That does have a nice ring to it. Maybe I will save that as a backup plan.
I have always wanted to visit a Psychic. Just for fun of course. Here is what I would do. I would go in and use a canceled credit card to pay. Then if they take it, I would know they were a fake. However if they handed me the card back and said it was no good, then I would know they were real and pay with cash. I am not sure what I would want to know though. Perhaps something really important like who is going to win on American Idol this year? Or did that Dingo really take that baby? Yes I would waste it on something stupid like that.
So maybe I could start this service right here in Blogland. Now I have to go and see if there are any Psychic readers already on here. Be right back.
Just kidding, I already knew I was on the cutting edge here but I just wanted to make double sure. That’s kind of like when you know you are right but you keep quiet just in case you are wrong. (not that this happens to me) I already knew that no one else was offering this service (because of my psychic powers) but I looked anyway.
So here is how this will work. If you have a question about something that has been bothering you, just ask away and I will give you the answer. Well after you send me 100.00 that is. I don’t know how much this usually costs but since I am doing it on here and you have the option of staying in your jammies, inside your warm house, I figure that's worth something. Now I am not saying I will be accurate but I will give you an answer. And if your question is too personal (for instance; (Does the IRS know you cheat on your taxes) you can email me with your question.
But wait…..The first 25 answers will be free just to show my amazing powers.
Wait, I am getting something here. Someone is reading this and thinking Greg is off his rocker, Greg is a nut, Greg has lost it this time. See how good I am?
Does anyone out there really believe in Psychic’s? Just curious. Wait, I know the answer to that.
Have a great day.
(I knew I was going to write that)
I am good!!!!!!
Greg
Comments
ha!
I don't believe in psychics...I think if they have any power at all, it's the same power that the "fortune tellers" of old used...and it's not God's power, and God strictly forbid it.
So there. :-)
Next, I would like to know the six winning numbers to the Tennessee Lottery for Saturday night, Feb 21. If I win, I will send you a $100 bucks for your services!! HA! I never play the lottery, but if you are truly seeing things, just maybe you could focus on these six little numbers!!!!
Last, I do not believe in all the hocus pocus stuff and all the psychics junk. That being said, let me not mess with you thinking of those special six numbers!
Have you ever seen the show The Mentalist? It's about a former phoney psychic who know uses his real power of intuition to help solve crimes. It is on CBS Tuesday nights at 9. My hubs & I LOVE the show.
Of course you already knew that, didn't you????? :-)
Maybe God was calling on you to pray for the submarine people. Not that they wouldn't have still crashed, minded you. But give it a try - next time you dream something "bad", pray for that situation. Neat, huh!
:-)
I did a psychic post quite awhile ago, and I too have psychic powers. Another blog buddy offered dream analysis services. I think we blog buddies are special people. Our abilities are endless.
Greg's Mind Reading Services
Sounds like a good business to me.
Sadly I could write a whole post on this subject, but since you already know my thoughts, I won't do it in your comment section, but this might be an interesting post, so maybe I'll do it on my blog instead. :)
In the days of my life BC, I visited some psychics and received some very accurate readings that were not general. Not all things that were said came to pass.
What Chel said is quite accurate.
God strictly forbids it.
I am with everyone else I believe God sends us messages in dreams and some people are just intuitive, but I don't believe in all the psychic stuff.
Now what should I ask? How about "When will I recoup the money I have lost to the recession and what should I do with it when I do?"
Still, you would think they would have been out instead of in their beds in their pj's when we got there. they are supposed to be psychics you know....
But Greg, I know you meant this post all in fun and not to be taken too seriously!
I don't believe in psychics. I once went to see one with a friend who was heavily into fashion and had a bunch of shopping bags with her at the time. The psychic said something like, "You enjoy the finer things in life." I remember my friend saying something like, "Wow...she's good!" I was thinking FAKE the whole time! They just use psychology and common sense, and most of the time, they tell you what you want to hear. I hope you're not like that. ;)
As we know, fortune tellers, psychics, tarot card readers, and other "spirituality" methods flood our towns and cities as a way to entice people into believing in something. The enemy works in crafty ways, and even the "real" psychics are a pawn in Satan's little chess game.
The wolf comes in sheep's clothing, that what makes it look so "good" and so "wonderful", but just because it looks "cute and fluffy" doesn't mean it's good. The people around us, even some Christians, are looking for the "real deal", longing for hope encouragement, and knowing what the "future holds". But God is truly the only one who knows that...
God does give discernment to people, He gives dreams, He gives words of knowledge, He births prophets, and people to speak and warn of future events. God wants to give these gifts to those who seek Him. But not to glorify us or our wallets, but strictly a God-given anointing to glorify God, and God alone.
I encourage you to seek God because He may be birthing a spiritual gift, HIS spiritual gift, in you. Seek out counsel from someone in your church, and get the knowledge and training and discipleship of someone "older" in this gift.
May God give you the wisdom concerning this and point you in the right direction. You're a good guy Greg and God has an awesome plan for your life!!! Keep seeking the truth!
In Christ, Heaven:)
Um am I ever going to own a beach house on Sullivan's?
I'm here from Linda's 2nd Cup, you made me laugh with the gas in the lawn mower comment...
Just gotta slow you down on the psychic stuff cuz biblically you do remember what they did to them if what they said was not true??? I'd stick to your gardening :-)Much safer.
Blessings,
Pam