Oh I remember it well. Those Love Boat Cruises where the captain and crew did everything to make their passengers have the best time ever. They did everything from free babysitting to mending broken relationships. And through it all they kept those perky smiles on their faces.
Excuse me for a second while I get sick. Anywho……
Well they have done it again. Carnival Cruise Lines that is. First it was the singles cruise, then the gay and lesbian cruise, followed closely by the divorced cruise and let’s not forget the au natural cruise. But this latest one tops them all. Yes I am taking about the Cougar Cruise. But before you go looking for a big cat to take along with you on your cruise be forewarned. We aren’t talking about these cougars;
We are talking about these cougars;
And from what I have heard, the second type of cougar is much more dangerous.
That’s right, Carnival Cruise Lines is arranging a Cougar cruise for this December and it is sure to be a fun cruise as long as you are an older woman who just happens to like younger men or a young man who just happens to like older women. Now I am thinking about taking a cruise soon but I am thinking I will make sure it isn’t this one. Hummmmm Cougar Cruise! What will they think of next?
However, I do have one suggestion for the bartenders on this cruise. Learn how to make a Geritol Mojito?
“Come on boys, we’ll be waiting for you on the au natural deck.”
Have a Great Day and keep smiling,