The Love Boat

Oh I remember it well. Those Love Boat Cruises where the captain and crew did everything to make their passengers have the best time ever. They did everything from free babysitting to mending broken relationships. And through it all they kept those perky smiles on their faces.



Excuse me for a second while I get sick. Anywho……

Well they have done it again. Carnival Cruise Lines that is. First it was the singles cruise, then the gay and lesbian cruise, followed closely by the divorced cruise and let’s not forget the au natural cruise. But this latest one tops them all. Yes I am taking about the Cougar Cruise. But before you go looking for a big cat to take along with you on your cruise be forewarned. We aren’t talking about these cougars;






We are talking about these cougars;




And from what I have heard, the second type of cougar is much more dangerous.



That’s right, Carnival Cruise Lines is arranging a Cougar cruise for this December and it is sure to be a fun cruise as long as you are an older woman who just happens to like younger men or a young man who just happens to like older women. Now I am thinking about taking a cruise soon but I am thinking I will make sure it isn’t this one. Hummmmm Cougar Cruise! What will they think of next?



However, I do have one suggestion for the bartenders on this cruise. Learn how to make a Geritol Mojito?




“Come on boys, we’ll be waiting for you on the au natural deck.”




Have a Great Day and keep smiling,
Greg

Comments

Monogram Queen said…
The whold "couger" thing just disgusts me. Stupid. The cruise even more so! But hey- to each his/her own.
Oh and I booked our get-away to Charleston Oct 16-18 so we will be dropping by the Market on the 17th!
Heidi said…
Hmm. Interesting. I had not heard of all these cruises. I can't quite imagine being on a big boat in the middle of the ocean with a bunch of strangers, in general, so can't even get to the "themed" idea- personally.

Sorry about the potty story today- the thing is I am so sick of my bathroom project and everything that is related to it. It was actually me just trying to make the best of something. I actually never wanted to live in the suburbs.

Anyhoo :) *smile* your troubles vanish like a bubble.
Kelly said…
Wahahahahaha! I love the photo at the end.
Angie said…
nu-uh, for real?

Didn't think you could make me laugh on this one, but you pulled it off in the end. Gotta laugh to keep from crying sometimes.
Heart2Heart said…
Greg,

I think all of these specialty cruises are just a way to boost the economy and find a way to encourage people to spend money on a cruise. The sad thing is that eventually it will appeal to someone.

Love and Hugs ~ Kat
Oh my, and I know someone who I really can't stand that I'd love to send this post too! Fits her perfectly.

I am really surpsied that Canrival is doing this since they are best known as a family oriented cruise line.
sara said…
my husband and I saw this on the news and couldn't believe it. Especially when they talked about the "activities" they were planning.
Edie said…
I'm not sure if I should laugh or get sick. That's just not right. I bet there are way more older women on that cruise than younger men.
This is totally off the point of the post but the guy who played the doctor on The Love Boat was on the show Monk last Friday night. He is OLD!!!
ChrisJ said…
Oh boy are you dating yourself, Greg. I took a Carnival Cruise just once. Never again! It's a floating party. Sorry but I'm too old for those shenanigans!!!
I'll stay right here on dry land, thank you very much.
Heart2Heart said…
Greg,

Please stop by my blog today for your blessing from God.

Love and Hugs ~ Kat
Lori said…
OMG, that last photo was ROFL funny.

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